Another Day At The Office
Cinders snickered at Red’s fury knickers,
And the Dish got sick of the Spoon.
Jill ditched Jack, as the giant looked back
Thinking, I may have come down too soon.
The Green Eggs and Ham turned into spam,
Whilst Mamma Bear fell into a swoon.
Pop hadn’t returned and the porridge got burned
Now Goldie would sing a foul tune.
The Three Little Pigs lobbied against twigs,
With rebuilding now doubtful to resume.
The Wolf was on strike, sick of the hype,
He stormed to his agent and fumed.
The Ugly Stepsisters came out in blisters
Wanting a rewrite of their pending doom.
Rapunzel followed suit, as she choked on Snow’s fruit,
And the Princes downed tools at noon.
Little Bo Peep nicked Mary’s sheep,
And the Blind Mice won’t leave the saloon.
The Fairy G.M. has gone on tour again,
And Far Away has been hit by a typhoon.
I’m showing restraint in the face of each complaint,
Thank goodness they pay me doubloons.
But it’s five o’clock on the Playschool Clock,
And I can go home to the moon.